🚨🐄💰 MOOOOOVE OVER… WE’VE GOT TWO NEW RAFFLES!

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Apparently normal raffles weren’t enough for us anymore.

So today you can win either:

🥩 HALF A COW AND A FREEZER

OR

🎟️ AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF LOTTERY TICKETS

We’ve officially entered our beef-and-gambling era.

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🐄🥩 RAFFLE #1: WHERE’S THE BEEF? RIGHT HERE.

One lucky winner gets:

🥩 Half of a farm-raised Black Angus cow from a local Connoquenessing farm!

❄️ Hotpoint 8.8-cu. ft. Chest Freezer that converts to a refrigerator!

Because giving you half a cow without a place to put it would be irresponsible.

👏 Sponsored by Daubenspeck Farms!

🎟️ 325 Chances
💵 $10 per chance

Imagine explaining this win:

“What’d you win from the fire department?”

“Half a cow.”

“…Alive?”

“No, FRED! It comes with a freezer.”

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💰🎟️ RAFFLE #2: SCRATCH YOUR WAY TO GLORY

Maybe your freezer is already full.

Fine.

How about 60 — $10 LOTTERY TICKETS?!

💰 $600 worth of scratch-offs!

🎟️ 250 Chances
💵 ONLY $5 per chance

Could you win a fortune?

Maybe.

Could you spend three hours scratching little silver boxes while slowly losing feeling in your hand?

Also maybe.

Either way, 60 scratch-offs is a problem we’d all like to have.

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🔥 SO PICK YOUR ADVENTURE: 🔥

🐄 Become the person in your friend group who casually owns half a cow (moo)

OR

💰 Spend an evening aggressively scratching lottery tickets while saying “THIS NEXT ONE IS THE ONE.”

Or enter both.

We’re firefighters, not financial advisors. 🤷‍♂️🚒

📍 Tickets are available on our square site: https://connoqvfc12.square.site/

📣 Ticket numbers will be posted on the CVFC Facebook page once each raffle sells out.

❤️ As always, THANK YOU for supporting the Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company!

⚠️ THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

• Must be 18+
• Local pickup only
• Please make sure your name and phone number in Square are accurate
• Square oversells may be refunded or other arrangements made
• Prizes must be claimed within 30 days
• Tickets are non-refundable
• CVFC reserves the right to refund sales if ticket sales slow or cease
• Tickets will be entered into a tumbler and drawn at random
• SGOC SGC05865

🐄🥩 BEEF OR BUCKS, PEOPLE. BEEF OR BUCKS. MOO 💰🎟️